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agoodboynow ([personal profile] agoodboynow) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2025-12-03 08:49 pm

Big weird lonely snake guy

If there is even the slightest chance I may see my friends here, then I am most certainly "game," as the youths say!

Oh how I long to tell them all how terribly I've missed them. Heaven is quite lovely and all, but it's rather difficult to enjoy paradise without the ones you hold most dear.
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anonconda ([personal profile] anonconda) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-03 07:32 pm

Woke up married

WOKE UP MARRIED




You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married!
How to Play:
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.
mistletoeings ([personal profile] mistletoeings) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-03 06:21 pm

halfway point for weekly mistletoe



mistletoe meme 🎄💋✨

you know the drill. but just in case you don't, the festive plant that hangs around, makes puppies sick, and is a good excuse for a little kissu.

1) basic. it's a christmas party. someone thought it'd be funny. oh no, here we both are. you know what that means! ha ha. we don't have to, but i'm down. jk... unless???

2) magic. some unknown force is trapping you under this plant until tonsil hockey occurs. you don't have to like it, but you do have to play. or stand there forever, see if i care!

3) extra strength. you wouldn't want to play this silly mistletoe game, usually, only for some reason you can't quite resist. what's a little kiss? and once you start, it's just like pringles... ya it is a seasonal sex pollen what do u want from me

4) wildcard. do whatever you want babes! mistletoe but it makes you big mad for some reason. everything is normal but the plant is FAKE AND GLITTERY and that's against the spirit of things. mistletoe but it is an alternate universe in the tradition is to fight instead. mistletoe but they agree to very sedate cheek kisses cuz they're just friends. chase ur bliss 💋
Literally ruining lives ([personal profile] memeboogeyman) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-03 06:02 pm

My ins are boxing







love letters + shipping texts meme


  • comment with your character.
  • other people will reply to you.
  • your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
  • have fun!

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funandcutememes ([personal profile] funandcutememes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-03 01:54 pm

fmk

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist




You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
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Albedo ✧ Kreideprinz ([personal profile] pursuesgold) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2025-12-03 02:13 pm

[Crossposted to d_m] Witch's Homework hit muse and mun with an unexpected punch to the feels /yel

She...hasn't forgotten about me.

[ His voice is almost breathless, awed, as he plays the message over in his mind. Eyes flicker as he tries to hold onto every word, every sound. His mind lingers on her voice, a gentleness he's unused to... Her salutation...

'Dearest Albedo'...

Dearest... He scoffs.
]

What a thing to say...

[ And yet, he keeps repeating it over and over in his head. Dearest. Dearest. Dearest, dearest, dearest, dearestdearestdearestdearestdearest--

a shaky exhale as he closes his eyes. In spite of himself, his cheeks are flushed.
]

I...do truly need to think.

[ He's so unused to feeling, let alone this intensely. Returning to the comfort of his own analytical musings would be a welcome respite. ]
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torine ([personal profile] torine) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-03 11:14 am
Entry tags:

WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY? a show and tell meme




  • Tell us everything you ate yesterday.
  • Respond to others in person, through text, etc.
  • Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.
  • If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!
  • vibez ([personal profile] vibez) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-03 06:39 am

    Age gap


    the AGE GAP meme

    Expandtrigger warning )
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    alkali ([personal profile] alkali) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 10:54 pm

    a/b/o meme

    THE ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA MEME


    In our world, sexual roles are commonly defined by genders -- male or female or other, by sexualities -- gay or straight, bi or asexual or in-between. But what if they were defined by something else entirely?

    Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse is a fusion of fanfiction tropes and animalistic behavior. In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the Alphas (the dominant, the protective and the aggressive), the Betas (ordinary humans) and the Omegas (submissive, fertile and able to carry children).
    RESOURCES:
    Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse
    Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.
    CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution!


    ROLES:
    1 - The Alpha.
    * Stereotypically type A personalities.
    * Anatomically: Males have a penis; females may have a penis in addition to a vagina.
    * Alphas knot their mates, meaning that the base of the penis swells and locks them inside their mate while they produce copious amounts of semen in an effort to breed.
    * Strong sense of smell.
    * Near an Omega in heat, they experience a compulsion to mate that is almost impossible to overcome.
    * Alphas may go into rut, which is their equivalent of Omega heat, and drives them to mate.

    2 - The Beta.
    * Ordinary human being.
    * Males have penises; females have vaginas.
    * Can mate to anyone.
    * Might be able to smell hormones of Omegas and Alphas, but will not be overwhelmingly affected by them.

    3 - The Omega.
    * Stereotypically submissive, quiet, intelligent and less physically able.
    * Female anatomy is similar to Betas; males are self-lubricating and may have either an external or internal vaginal setup.
    * Regularly go into heat, which involves being overcome by the urge to mate. They are unable to consent while in heat.
    * May be made compliant by a bite to the neck. However, that may also induce a mating bond.
    * Often regarded as second-class citizens or prizes to be won.

    SITUATIONS:
    1 - Bonding - Love at first sight. You've spotted your soulmate. You can smell them, you can feel them, you know that they'll be with you until the end of your days. Unless there's something between the two of you. It could be age - maybe one of you has to wait until the other has reached maturity. It could be that the bond is one-sided, and the other has yet to fall in love. It could be an unwanted bond, or society could have divided you into different places. Is your love strong enough to conquer?

    2 - Heat/Rut - The need is coming on you strong. Everyone for a half-mile around can smell it. Better find someone to ride it out with, or hole yourself up in a room with a few bottles of water and a durable sex toy. And you'd better hope that there isn't someone out there who will take advantage of your pliable state. Best case scenario, there might be a Beta who can take care of you, or fend off anyone too predatory.

    3 - Pregnancy - Whether through a heat or not, you're pregnant. Congratulations - or condolences. Is it time to start a family, or time to start panicking?

    4 - Suppressants - You're using suppressants to keep yourself on an even hormone cycle, skipping heats, or maybe pretending to pass as a different class of society. After all, Omegas might want to be in the military, where they're not usually allowed - or an Alpha might want to take a job in a university or as a nurse. Shouldn't they be allowed to, if their hormones are suppressed? Just hope that you don't miss a dose.

    5 - Mistaken Identity - That friend that you always thought was an Alpha, or an Omega, or a neutral Beta, turns out to be something entirely different, and your world is turned absolutely upside down. Does it challenge your preconceptions? Or does it just ruin the balance between you two?

    6 - Unlikely Pairs - After all, there's no actual reason that Alphas have to mate with Omegas. Maybe two Omegas can satisfy each other. Or two Alphas. Or your intended mate could easily be a Beta. Maybe this is just about breaking out of your pre-established role and becoming something new.

    7 - Manifestation - In some cases, an individual may not know they are Omega, Beta or Alpha until their first heat/rut/manifestation, usually happening in early teen years. It may take you by surprise; it may be a blessing, or may be a deep disappointment.

    8 - Other - Adventures in getting jobs, making families, fighting bad guys, and anything else you can come up with!
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    Queen Daenerys I Targaryen ([personal profile] firstofherusername) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 07:52 pm

    Tragedy


    wheel of (mis)fortune meme

    ‧ post with your characters, preferences, limits.
    ‧ responders spin the wheel, deciding what delicious disaster will debilitate your character(s).
    ‧ look upon your works and despair.
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    Auron ([personal profile] unsentguardian) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2025-12-02 06:52 pm

    Voice testing. Canon is Final Fantasy X. OTA

    Seems I still won't be getting any rest.

    Fine. I'll see where this takes me.
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    sǝʇǝןpǝp ([personal profile] depletes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 05:54 pm

    I am cringe but I am free



    CRINGE




    Could the gods cook up any worst torment than the feeling you get as you lay in bed and remember all the embarrassing foibles you got up to in eleventh grade?

    Ah. Ahahahaha. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

    HOW TO PLAY
    NO BLANK COMMENTS. They'll get the chop!
    ○ Your character must share their personal cringiest moments to Bakerstreet as a unit.
    ○ Surely those gathered here will be a sensitive, gentle bunch that won't rub any salt into past traumatic wounds. I'd put money on it.


    moosejuice ([personal profile] moosejuice) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 05:28 pm

    bucket list



    bucket list.

    - list a few experiences your character would like to...well, experience!
    - maybe someone volunteers to check off a few of those boxes, huh?
    reigun ([personal profile] reigun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 04:33 pm

    fight me? more like fight for me.

    DEFEND OR DEJECT




    how to play
    - comment with your guy.
    - guys tell you if they'd swear to protect yours with their life or leave them by the road to rot.
    -or maybe they'd be the opp trying to blow up your character's spot idk.
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    A Softer Meme ([personal profile] asoftermeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 03:34 pm

    Touch and die


    touch them, I'll kill you

    For those of us who vibe with a very specific brand of overprotectiveness.
    HOW TO
    — Comment with your character and any preferences.
    — Roll the dice.
    — Let the bodies hit the floor.

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    eddiestrangerthings ([personal profile] eddiestrangerthings) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 01:45 pm

    First everything


    Firsts to Share
    HOW TO PLAY

    • Nothing novel here. Drop them muses, get some tags.
    • Respect preferences. Be as chill as the frost our rooftops.

    PROMPTS
    1. ANGRY: ( a ) is angry at ( b ) for the first time
    2. BED: ( a ) and ( b ) share a bed for the first time
    3. CAR: ( a ) shares a ride with ( b ) for the first time
    4. COOKING: ( a ) cooks for ( b ) for the first time
    5. CRYING: ( a ) sees ( b ) crying for the first time
    6. DATE: ( a ) asks ( b ) out on a date for the first time
    7. DRUNK: ( a ) drunk calls/texts ( b ) for the first time
    8. FLOWERS: ( a ) gives ( b ) flowers for the first time
    9. HAND: ( a ) touches/holds ( b )’s hand for the first time
    10. HEARTFELT: ( a ) sends ( b ) a heartfelt text/audio for the first time
    11. HUG: ( a ) hugs ( b ) for the first time
    12. HURT: ( a ) sees ( b ) hurt for the first time
    13. HOME: ( a ) goes to ( b )’s home for the first time MESS ( a ) sees ( b ) in a messy state for the first time
    14. JOURNAL: ( a ) writes about ( b ) in their journal for the first time
    15. SAFE: ( a ) feels safe around ( b ) for the first time
    16. SEEN: ( a ) sees ( b ) for the first time
    17. SICK: ( a ) sees ( b ) sick for the first time
    18. SNOOZE: ( a ) falls asleep on ( b ) for the first time
    19. SUN: ( a ) and ( b ) watch the sunrise together for the first time
    20. TEXT: ( a ) texts ( b ) first after a long silence for the first time
    21. UPSET: ( a ) sends ( b ) an upset text/audio for the first time


    + MIX IT UP. SEND A SYMBOL IN RESPONSE TO MY TOP-LEVEL FOR MY CHARACTER TO:
    • 😘 kiss your character for the first time
    • 🤗 hug your character for the first time
    • 😢 cry in front of your character for the first time
    • 👫 hold your character’s hand for the first time
    • 👊 hit your character for the first time
    • 🍔 cook for your character for the first time
    • 🍻 get drunk with/in front of your character for the first time
    • 🎤 sing in front of your character for the first time
    • 🎨 show your character a special talent for the first time
    • 🏡 go to your character’s house for the first time
    • ✈️ travel with your character for the first time
    • 🛌 sleep with your character for the first time
    • ❤️ tell your character "I love you" for the first time
    • 🖤 tell your character "I hate you" for the first time
    • 🩹 be injured in front of your character for the first time
    • 🚑 go to the hospital with/for your character for the first time
    • 🎁 give your character a gift for the first time

    animen ([personal profile] animen) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 09:35 am

    Dead dove



    DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT





    How to Play

    - Comment with your character's name, canon, info, and your limits. The last bit's important: this meme will be dark.

    - Others will hit you up with the darkest (see?), deviant, vile, most depraved options for a ship/scenario/thread.

    - Respect boundaries, even when the internet barbies aren't.
    sarabi ([personal profile] sarabi) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 08:21 am

    Shipping Picture ♡ prompts


    shipping picture prompts
    o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
    o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
    o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
    link 'em:

    embed 'em:

    shrink 'em:
    krampused ([personal profile] krampused) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-12-02 07:05 am

    I’ll grab the bandages…

    Nursed Back to Health


    • Comment with your character, preferences, preferred role, and any information you'd like to include.
    • Your character has either been injured/sick and had to be taken in (possibly against their will) or has been the one to help somebody like the former. Through the mending process, the two characters in a thread have fallen in love - or at least grown closer and more affectionate.
    • Reply to others.
    • Thread.