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anonconda ([personal profile] anonconda) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-03 09:27 am

The way a knife loves a heart

ʙᴏᴛʜ ɪɴ ʜᴇʟʟ


Of all the places in this world, there's nowhere worse you could be than where you are now. You're in hell - metaphorically or literally - and laying down and just dying seems more and more like the valid action to take. But you can't go any lower and death could be a no escape. There's only one thing keeping you from being a jaded, broken husk: you've fallen in love with someone who shares this fate. It's a love so different than the norm, that only those who've known this desolation can fathom. Perhaps they give you hope, they're an innocent worth keeping safe, they showed you unexpected kindness, or they're simply something to cling to. No matter what, you'll protect them and you wouldn't dream of leaving this place without them. They will leave, though...

...even if you don't.

☣ COMMENT. INFO. PREFERENCES.
☣ REPLY TO OTHERS.
☣ THREAD.

CAPTURED → For a crime you committed or not, you're in a prison.
VALUE → Something about you is worth quite a deal to the wrong person.
SCIENTIFIC → You're nothing but an experiment, a lab rat.
PERSECUTED → Your mistreatment is not because of what you've done. It's for who you are.
FREAKSHOW → All of your oddities are on display for the amusement of others.
FORCE → You have to do horrible things, though not of your own will or design.
RACK → There's not just isolation or imprisonment on your plate - there's physical torture as well.
BRIMSTONE → "Hell" is no hyperbole; you're in the fiery pit itself.
WILDCARD
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pancaked ([personal profile] pancaked) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-03 01:10 am

sexting







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

( fluff & shipping memes ) ([personal profile] hufflefluffhouse) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-02 08:42 pm

Feel sleepy

 Fell Asleep On Meme


sweet dreams.

 


Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.


What do you do?

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тσ ∂ιє ωσυℓ∂ вє αи αωfυℓℓу вιg α∂νєитυяє ([personal profile] setlist) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-02 08:39 pm

best frands



unusual bffs

Nothing in the world is too much to do for this person. They're your best friend in the whole world!

...somehow. Even though you may not always be on the same page when it comes to your bestie status. Even though you make the Odd Couple look normal. You've always got their back, and they've got yours, and they're always ready for an adventure - or for you to drag them on one.

  • Comment with your character.
  • Reply to others. Remember, the crazier, the better! Crossover, crosswhatever, adopted or assumed cr. Just get your character a weird bromance.
  • Thread: have girl/guytime, stand up for or protect your friend, kick their ass if they're being a jerk, cheer them up, go on an epic quest, play video games, teach them a skill, make flower crowns, idec. Have fun and be cutiepies.
postingmemes ([personal profile] postingmemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-02 08:15 pm

Show me affection


the affectionate physical contact meme

 



➝ post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.

➝ tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.

➝ roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want!


one; hugging.
 you just want to give your loved one a warm embrace. be it out of happiness, to comfort them while they're down, or just to give them something warm to latch onto, you just want to wrap your arms around them.


two; kissing.
 whether it's a peck on the cheek or a deep kiss, a kiss good-bye or a romantic kiss, you find yourself compelled to kiss the other person! be as tender or as passionate as you so choose.

three; holding hands.
 it's a simple gesture, really -- to reach out and take someone's hand. but that one simple gesture can convey any number of sentiments. what the sentiment is, is up to you, but you find yourself reaching out to take your significant other's hand.


four; carrying.
 is your loved one hurt and needs a lift? do they want a piggyback ride? or do you just want to spare them the effort of walking? whatever the reason, you're now itching to pick up your partner and carry them to their destination.


five; i love you.
 you've said it before or maybe you haven't but now you have to say it again or for the first time.


six; dancing.
 kick up the music, because it's time to dance! but no lone dancing allowed -- you need to have a partner! you can do whatever dance strikes your fancy. personally, i recommend the slow dance, but you can do whatever you want!


seven; massaging.
 did your significant other have a rough day? did they get hurt? or do you just feel like doing something really nice for them? whatever it is, you're giving them a nice massage now. they'll feel wonderful in no time!


eight; flirting.
 the easiest way to break the ice or maybe you're just an overly flirty person.


nine; cuddling.
 sometimes there's just no better feeling than curling up next to each other on a warm sofa. hold each other, lie next to each other, fall asleep on each other -- it's all good here.


ten; wild card!
 reroll, pick an option, or come up with something else!

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priderock ([personal profile] priderock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-02 03:22 pm

Summer





It's summer. It's hot. Try not to get heatstroke. Have fun at those beachside bashes!


Scenarios listed below for those who want 'em. )
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memes. ([personal profile] trashtalker) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-02 08:06 am

fail smut


FAIL SMUT MEME


It's time for everyone's worst nightmare. You're about to get down and dirty but the unthinkable happens: y'all screw up. Like, you screw too maybe, but mostly you screw up. One of you gets hurt, you get stuck in your clothes, an interloper appears... Basically: no matter what you do, you can't get it on without SOME kind of complication. This never happens, I swear.

• Toplevel with your prefs.
• Reply to others with the sexcapade from hell.
• Enjoy!

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MOD OF DWRPLOVE ([personal profile] themodcontact) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 08:47 pm

❤️ love meme

RP LOVE MEME. ❤️ hosted by [community profile] dwrplove
JUNE 2025 MEME IS LIVE!

love meme, love meme, say that you love meme
groupon ([personal profile] groupon) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 06:39 pm

I...



( i want to know... )


The pursuit of knowledge is a noble quest— and a problematic one, as history proves. Remember Eve and her apple? Luckily, you won't find out any tidbits as devastating on THIS meme.

I'd imagine.

the run-down
○ Jump on in with that character of yours.
○ Others climb into the enigma of their minds by using one of the prompts below as a starter.
& the prompts below )

processions ([personal profile] processions) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 05:50 pm

tell us more


in ( a word ) meme

Hey! You! Quick! Describe the kind of person you desire most...using one word. Yep. One. Uno. Only. If you can't choose the word to describe your taste, conscious or unconscious, you'll be forced to blurt out a choice turn.

Ready. Go.

how to play
- top-levels: word. embarrassment. frustration. shameless? satisfied?
- comments: heckles. hookups. hilarity?
- thread
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johnnygobs ([personal profile] johnnygobs) wrote in [community profile] dear_player2025-06-01 01:46 pm

[Canon: Right Now | Homeless]

Hey "player" (if that is even your name)

How come you'll mention that I have to put water on my cereal because I put out a towel fire with milk, but you won't say a word to plug my number one award-winning podcast? I literally put so much blood, sweat, and tears into making that happen. I work three jobs and sleep under a desk! And how come you won't talk enough about how I'm basically pretty much almost like the lead singer of the best goblin metal band in California?

You are the worst agent I've ever had. I'm going back to State Farm.

No love,
John
madmeemey ([personal profile] madmeemey) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 02:04 pm

Bodyguard

the bodyguard meme

Read more... )
hotlink ([personal profile] hotlink) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 01:41 pm

Sky

STARGAZING - whether you're on a picnic blanket in a field, laying on the beach, or in the bed of a truck, you're with someone you care about and you're looking at the stars.

CAMPFIRE - 
camping is the most fun when you're with someone else. roasting marshmallows, telling stories. nature's got it goin' on.

PARKING -
 you're at the lover's lane, parked at the peak overlooking the city, it's just you and someone else in the car. maybe it's time to steam up the glass or hey, you guys can just talk if you want.

FIREWORKS -
 may it is the fourth of july, the new year, or just because, but there's fireworks shooting off and they're magical. or scary. it depends on what floats your boat.

LATE NIGHT SWIM - 
maybe you're at the beach or in the backyard pool or at the lake, maybe you're going to skinny dip or maybe you'll 'fall' in with all your clothes. either way, swimming at night is pretty much always fun.

SKY LANTERNS -
 perhaps you've lost someone dear and you want to do something to remember them by, maybe you're making a wish for the future.
sundaybestsocks ([personal profile] sundaybestsocks) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 01:27 pm

High school au


high school au meme
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indecisivesock ([personal profile] indecisivesock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 10:01 am

Insomnia meme

the i n s o m n i a meme

It happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?


i n s t r u c t i o n s
• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!


Read more... )
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50% fluffy shipping, 50% batshit insanity ([personal profile] whentheymeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 09:48 am

Rain

 

the rain meme



Ah, rain—the precipitation that the whole world has a love/hate affair with. It waters the garden for free and ruins baseball games. It cools you off in the summer and it causes more ice and sleet to appear in the winter. Sometimes it is lovely and falls at a decent pace for a few hours, other times, it blasts the whole eastern seaboard away.

Poems and songs have been written about it, people have danced in it, others have cursed its entire existence, and still more refuse to go out and drive in it.

Now it’s time to roll some dice and see what the weather will have in store for you today.


 

 
directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-5 with the RNG for an intensity.
3. Roll 1-15 with the RNG for a situation.
4. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
5. Don’t catch a cold!
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sarafina ([personal profile] sarafina) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 09:24 am

fmk

FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist




You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️
postingmemes ([personal profile] postingmemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 09:15 am

Morning after

morning after






┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
Read more... )
parrygripp ([personal profile] parrygripp) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 09:51 am

beneath me



degraded
a meme for putting people in their place


what are you? )
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mlle meme ([personal profile] mllememe) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-06-01 02:09 pm
Entry tags:

sunday texting goes here.







TEXTING MEME

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.